honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my life I will be impressed with myself
“The magic man.”
Young person: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire!
Old man: [touches the fake “burning” log]
Young man: Oh man, he’s the magic man.
the old man’s smile is so heartwarming he is so ready to be a part of this vine i love this
i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever the fucj this means, symbolically,
how weird is that i have to have two pieces of glass sitting in front of my eyeballs so i don’t mistake a small child for a garbage can
I Hate Writers
if you write shit fuck you
You just wrote that
no i didnt i went into a coffee shop and threw a handful of change at the nearest bearded man i saw using a laptop while looking pensive and i hissed “write for me, writer, write” in the most contemptuous of tones
I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.
So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:
Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.
The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.
AHS: Is just a bunch of little girls at a slumber party playing pass the narrative, with the story getting more convoluted and bizarre with each turn.
I like this version a lot better
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